fuckyeahdementia:

[tastefullyoffensive:via]

haw-gale-thorne:

Harry Potter according to…

Sirius Black

1. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
2. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
3. Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
4. Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
5. Sirius Black and the who is this girl…

Every night will be legendary! 

swaggaraptor:

polychromaticdragon:

funniest10k:

howdarenyou

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

…is that drake and josh?

omg I think it is

ryancassata:

pleasestay5:

Everyone please take 4.5 mins out of your life and please watch this video.

If you don’t know him already, you should look Ryan Cassata up. He’s an 18 year old, transgender male activist, singer/song writer, in which spreads awareness all around the country of the hate this world has, trying to stop it one gig at a time.

This song shows the power music has, and I’ve never heard a song that has ever spoken truer words. All the instances he sings about are unfortunately real, and are all due to bullying. 

Bullying needs to stop; but it won’t if you let it happen. Please, if you see someone bullying someone else, don’t just stand there and watch. I know you hear that all the time, but it’s the truth. You need to do something. Bullying isn’t just something that people get over; it hurts and will stick with people for a while, but so will the memory of the person who stood up to the bully for them. 

Please pass this song along. It’s something that needs to be addressed to the world; no one takes bullying seriously, and I feel after hearing/seeing Ryan’s video, they may look at it differently.

Thankfully I had the privilege to see/meet Ryan about three times, and he’s the sweetest person ever, so if he’s in your area giving a talk, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go out and see him. He has a wonderful story in which you’ll learn a lot from, and has amazing music he plays :)

This was beautifully written. Thank you for the wonderful comments and for passing on my video. 

Ugh, this is beautiful

elegyforafez:

shavingryansprivates:

annromney:

buttgenie2:

mein fuhrer more like mein fashionista

The world must know of this photoset.

what a doll

wha-

natalieofasgard:

dreamingstarkly:

horrorfanforever:

Why wouldn’t you reblog this?  Fuckin’ Flawless….

INHUMAN NOISES

OMFG

LOOL

laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

Zip your lip. America.

Oh wait, YOU WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO WITHOUT CANADA.

capitolgoods:

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:

1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 
2. RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

Read More

This is the best thing I’ve ever read.

kkatkkrap:

A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th…  …

vgly:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

omg

I hate when other peoples moms breathe down my butt.

Happy Birthday, Tony Stark~! [♥]

Best scene in the movie.

holywatered:

dollydust:

lindsayface47:

gelfling:

thegreatwhitehorsescomeup:

bestofhands:

tigerbloodadonisdna:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

 #omg it’s like angsty apples to apples

thebookishtypereviews:

NO.

robotlauren:

lilykyrie:

where did the spider go?

#ALL ABOARD THE NOPE-TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE